A weekend of Dos and Don'ts in the Cairngorms
One of a few poor decisions over the weekend DON’T do this: I was attempting to paddleboard the length of Loch Avon with a DIY paddle and no rear fin, in winds gusting at 60 mph. I got flipped and blown-in wearing a rucksack that contained a lot of camping kit and most of a trad climbing rack (probably a couple of kgs worth of metal). To top it off, I dislocated my shoulder on the way in. Flailing about in the middle of the loch with all this kit and one arm, not going to lie, I thought I was about to drown. Me and the SUP featuring an improvised paddle Post shoulder dislocation and panicked swim to shore DO follow these steps: Step 1 - Stop panicking and grab the giant inflatable paddleboard strapped to ankle. Step 2 - Flail/swim to shore. Step 3 - Relocate shoulder. Step 4 - Be laughed at and photographed by friends as you attempt the above steps. DO plan a weekend in the hills with your mates no matter what the weather looks like: The weekend of ...